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The Texas Saloon Keeper Problem: When Your Costume Is a Distraction

Production & Environment Written by Felix Lenhard

At a magic convention I attended a few years ago, a performer walked on stage wearing a vest with a bolo tie, cowboy boots, and a wide-brimmed hat. He looked like a saloon keeper from a Western film. His material was excellent — genuinely clever, well-constructed, skillfully executed. And afterward, when I talked to other people in the audience about his set, every single conversation started the same way.

“What was with the cowboy outfit?”

Not “that card sequence was incredible.” Not “his timing was perfect.” Not “did you see how he handled that moment?” The outfit. That is what people remembered. That is what they talked about. The costume had become the show, and the actual show had become background noise.

This is what I think of as the Texas Saloon Keeper Problem: when your visual presentation is so conspicuous, so unusual, so attention-demanding that it competes with your performance instead of supporting it.

The Distraction Threshold

There is a threshold beyond which a costume stops being an asset and starts being a liability. On one side of the threshold, your outfit communicates character, professionalism, and personality. On the other side, it demands explanation.

The difference is this: on the right side of the threshold, the audience notices your outfit, registers a positive impression, and then moves on to focus on your performance. Their attention passes through the costume and lands on you. On the wrong side of the threshold, the audience notices your outfit and gets stuck there. Their attention stops at the surface. They spend mental energy processing the visual information — Why is he dressed like that? Is this a theme? Is it a character? Is it ironic? — and that mental energy is energy they are not spending on your magic.

Attention is a finite resource. This is one of the foundational principles of misdirection, and it applies just as forcefully to your appearance as it does to your handling of props. Every bit of attention your costume absorbs is attention that is not available for your effects. If your outfit is unusual enough to trigger active processing — the kind where the audience is consciously thinking about what they are seeing — you have created a misdirection problem that works against you.

Dan Harlan makes the point clearly in his Tarbell Lesson 83 material: “Anything that you wear in front of an audience is a costume.” This includes the intentional and the accidental. The cowboy boots are a costume choice. But so is the wrinkled shirt, the too-long pants, the stain you did not notice. Every visual element communicates, and the question is whether all those elements are communicating the same message — a message that supports rather than competes with your performance.

The Character Justification Trap

Here is where performers often fool themselves. They choose a conspicuous outfit and justify it by saying “it’s my character.” The cowboy boots are part of the character. The vintage waistcoat is part of the character. The steampunk goggles are part of the character.

Sometimes this is genuine. Sometimes a performer has built a complete character that requires specific visual elements, and the costume is integral to the theatrical experience. When it works, it works beautifully — think of the great character acts in magic’s history, where every detail of appearance served the story.

But more often, in my observation, “it’s my character” is a rationalization for a fashion preference that the performer has not rigorously examined from the audience’s perspective. The character exists in the performer’s mind but has not been communicated to the audience in a way that makes the visual choices feel necessary rather than eccentric.

The test is simple: if you removed the conspicuous costume element, would the audience lose something essential about the performance? Would the magic make less sense? Would the story fall apart? If the answer is yes — if the visual element is truly load-bearing in the theatrical structure — then it belongs. Keep it.

If the answer is no — if the performance would work just as well with the performer in a sharp blazer instead of a leather duster — then the costume is not serving the character. It is serving the performer’s self-image. And that is a very different thing.

My Own Costume Mistakes

I am not writing this from a position of superiority. I have made my own versions of this error.

Early in my performing life, I went through a phase where I wore a specific hat during my close-up sets. It was a flat cap — not outrageous, not a top hat or a fedora, just a flat cap that I thought gave me a distinctive look. And it did give me a distinctive look. The problem was that the distinctive look was “guy wearing a hat indoors,” which in the context of a corporate event in Austria reads as either eccentric or pretentious.

I did not realize this until a friend, after watching one of my sets at a private function in Vienna, pulled me aside and said something along the lines of: “The magic was great. Why were you wearing that hat?”

The hat was my Texas Saloon Keeper. It was an element that I liked, that I felt added character, that I had not examined from the audience’s point of view. When I removed it, nobody missed it. Nobody asked where the hat went. Nobody felt that something was lacking. The hat had been serving me, not the performance.

I think many performers have a version of this. A signature ring. A flashy watch. A scarf or ascot. An unusual color choice that they have come to think of as “their thing.” And sometimes these elements work. Sometimes they become a recognizable part of a performer’s identity in a way that enhances rather than distracts. But the only way to know is to test it rigorously — which means asking people who have no stake in your feelings whether the element helps or hinders.

The Attention Budget

I find it helpful to think about this in terms of an attention budget. Every audience member walks into your performance with a finite amount of attention to spend. Your job is to direct that attention where it will have the most impact — toward your effects, your story, your moments of astonishment.

Your costume is spending some of that budget. It is unavoidable. The audience will look at you, process what you are wearing, and form an impression. The question is how much of the budget your costume is spending.

A sharp, well-fitted outfit that is appropriate to the context spends very little of the attention budget. The audience glances at you, registers “this person looks good,” and moves on. Five percent of their attention, maybe less. Spent efficiently, yielding a positive return.

A conspicuous costume spends much more. The audience looks at you, processes the unusual elements, wonders about the choices, forms theories, maybe whispers to the person next to them. Twenty percent of their attention, maybe more. And the return on that investment is not positive — it is confusion or amusement that has nothing to do with your magic.

The worst-case scenario is a costume that keeps spending throughout the performance. Every time the audience’s attention wanders even slightly from the magic, it lands on the costume. Oh right, the cowboy boots. The hat. The waistcoat with the pocket watch chain. Each re-encounter with the conspicuous element spends another slice of the attention budget. By the end of the performance, the costume has consumed a significant portion of the total attention that was available.

Fitzkee wrote about this in terms of what he called the three faults that destroy entertainment value: delays and fumblings, excess movements or lines, and blind by-paths or diversions. A conspicuous costume is a blind by-path — a diversion that pulls attention away from the main road of your performance. It does not advance the show. It does not build toward the climax. It just sits there, soaking up attention that could have been directed somewhere useful.

The Consistency Test

Here is another way to evaluate whether a costume element is working for you or against you: the consistency test.

If you wear the same distinctive element every time you perform, and your audiences come to associate it with you, it can become a genuine part of your brand. Audiences expect it. They look for it. It becomes a positive identifier rather than a distraction, in the same way that a signature color or a distinctive voice becomes part of a performer’s identity.

But if you wear it inconsistently — sometimes the hat, sometimes not; sometimes the vest, sometimes a blazer — then it is not a brand element. It is a mood choice. And mood choices are exactly the kind of costume decision that is most likely to cross the distraction threshold, because the audience has no framework for understanding why you are dressed the way you are dressed. It does not feel intentional. It feels random.

Consistency creates permission. When something is always present, the audience accepts it as part of the package. When it appears and disappears, the audience notices its presence and tries to figure out why it is there.

What I Wear Now

My current approach to performance dress is deliberately invisible. I do not mean invisible in the sense of bland or forgettable. I mean invisible in the sense that my outfit does not demand attention. It rewards attention — if you look closely, you will notice that the blazer is interesting, the fit is precise, the details are considered — but it does not demand it.

The audience’s first impression should be “that person looks sharp.” Their second impression should be about the magic. If their second impression is still about the outfit, something has gone wrong.

This has required me to give up some things I liked. The flat cap. A particular jacket that was visually striking but slightly too unusual for most corporate contexts. A pair of shoes that I loved but that drew comments every time I wore them. Comments about shoes are lovely at a dinner party. They are a distraction at a performance.

Each of these items was something I enjoyed wearing. Each of them made me feel a certain way. And none of that matters, because the performer’s feelings about their outfit are irrelevant to the question of whether the outfit is serving the performance. The only relevant question is: what is the audience experiencing?

The Exception

I should note that everything I have written applies to my context — corporate events, keynote performances, the kind of work I do through Vulpine Creations. There are contexts where conspicuous costumes are not only appropriate but essential. Theatrical shows with defined characters. Children’s performances where visual spectacle is part of the contract. Themed events where the costume is part of the world-building.

In those contexts, the rules are different. The audience arrives expecting a visual experience. The costume is part of what they paid for. The Texas Saloon Keeper, in a Western-themed dinner show, is not a distraction — he is the point.

But most of us are not performing in those contexts most of the time. Most of us are performing in rooms where the audience did not come specifically to see us, where magic is part of a larger event, and where the social norms of the room are the baseline against which everything we do is measured.

In those rooms, the safest and most effective approach is to be the sharpest person in the room, not the most conspicuous person in the room. To let your magic be the most interesting thing about you, rather than your outfit.

The cowboy boots will not help your card work. The steampunk goggles will not improve your mentalism. The vintage waistcoat will not make your reveal more powerful. These things will only compete with the very thing you came to do.

Dress to support the performance. Not to replace it.

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Written by

Felix Lenhard

Felix Lenhard is a strategy and innovation consultant turned card magician and co-founder of Vulpine Creations. He writes about what happens when you apply systematic thinking to learning a craft from scratch.